Funny SMS Messages

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
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Girlfriends!!!!

Weekdays SMS

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Funny SMS Messages

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Funny Student SMS

When I Was Studying
In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses.
You Know Why?
Because,
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I Was a
BRIGHT STUDENT.

Funny Kids SMS

Sweetest Excuse:
Kid gets Zero in a test.
Father: What this?
Kid: Teacher didn't have More Stars 2 give,
So She Started giving Moon.

Funny Love Jokes

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

MOSQUITO Funny SMS

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Place Always Matters

Most beautiful words
...BUT,I AM WITH YOU
.
Most painful words
I AM WITH YOU, BUT...
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Words are the same BUT in different places!! so yes place always matters!

Good Night SMS

As u go 2 bed 2night,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alert,
i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

SANTA Funny Jokes

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Funny SmS Messages

Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Funny SMS Joke

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

Funny SMS Messages

Difference Between
Girls N Boys
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If A Girl Meets With
...Accident, Then Its Mistake
Of Others.
If A Boy,
Hey Man.. Dont You Know How
To Drive ..."

When A Girl Cries,
"The World Consoles Her."
But When A Boy Cries,
"Come On Man Don't
Be A Girl..." =D

Funny SMS Messages

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me
and I just wanted to give you notice
that I noticed you too.