Funny Sms Boy nd Girl in Matric Exam

Ultimate Truth:
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If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage...
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But,
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If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage...
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Funny But True%-)!

Funny Monkey SMS

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
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No its not you...

Why do u always think u r a monkey?

Funny Mosquito SMS Message

At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.