Funny A Jokes

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

Funny SMS Messages

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D

Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Sweet SMS Messages

Sweet things are easy to buy,
But

Sweet people are difficult to find,
Life ends when you stop dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop believing,
Love ends when you stop caring,
Friendship ends when you stop sharing,
So share this with whom ever you consider a friend.
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
and to care without
“Expectation”

Cool SMS

Friends are like fishes
You have to sit patiently for a long time
To catch a nice one
Just like I caught you
Better stay nice or I’ll fry you.

Funny Student SMS

When I Was Studying
In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses.
You Know Why?
Because,
.
.
.
.
.
I Was a
BRIGHT STUDENT.

Funny Kids SMS

Sweetest Excuse:
Kid gets Zero in a test.
Father: What this?
Kid: Teacher didn't have More Stars 2 give,
So She Started giving Moon.

Funny Love Jokes

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..