Weekdays SMS

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Bill Gates Funny Message

What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

Santa Funny Messages

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

ABCD Funny SMS

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)

Social Media Funny Messages

Jingle Bells…
Myspace smells, Twitter go away.
Tumblr yuck, Bebo sucks, Facebook all the way! HEY!

Cute SMS

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?