SANTA Funny Jokes

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Funny SmS Messages

Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Funny SMS Joke

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Funny SMS Messages

Difference Between
Girls N Boys
- - - -

If A Girl Meets With
...Accident, Then Its Mistake
Of Others.
If A Boy,
Hey Man.. Dont You Know How
To Drive ..."

When A Girl Cries,
"The World Consoles Her."
But When A Boy Cries,
"Come On Man Don't
Be A Girl..." =D

Funny SMS Messages

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me
and I just wanted to give you notice
that I noticed you too.

Friendship SMS Messages

Friendship is a network that needs..
NO Recharge!
NO Roaming!
NO Validity!
NO activation!
NO Signal prbms!
Just don’t switch off ur Heart…

Funny Mosquito SMS Message

At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

what is Good Character of Human?

Components of Good Character

Moral Knowing

• Moral Awareness
• Knowing moral values
• Perspective-taking
• Moral reasoning
• Decision-making
• Self-knowledge

Moral Feeling:

• Conscience
• Self-esteem
• Empathy
• Loving the good
• Self-control
• Humility

Moral Action

• Competence
• Will
• Habit